I lol'd .
Just put together everything I had relating to tomorrow's quiz, mashed it together, cut a bit down, resized the fonts, added some magic and managed to size everything down to 1 page...to add this extra portability to it.
Unfortunately google docs can't even handle it it, so it's downloadable by clicking here.
Haven't tried it printing though, I don't really use these "portable" references when I`m taking quizzes.